Cʟᴀʏᴍɪɴ 11 Report post Posted April 19, 2016 >Be me >have gum with me all the time, I just like gum. >always offer to this stacey in my math class >"Thanks Claymin!" >feel like a fucking chad >have friends that are girls that talk to her regularly >Senior prom is coming up >ask friends if she would be ok with me asking her >they say she doesnt really know you well enough and treats you nice because she thinks you are autistic >Think they are fucking with me >Make a poster, probably buy 20 of those 3 packs of different gums, the ones that have 3 packs in one big pack >Write on poster "This might be a little bit more than I can CHEW (but big league chew there), but I was wondering if it would be JUICY (put juicy fruit there) if you went to prom with me >said yes >we went together, but I knew she was dreading it, told her that she should sit with her real friends. Ill be here with mine. >All my friends roasted me >She lost her virginity that night >tried offering gum to her the following monday, she just said no like a bitch She went to I think Griffith university, and got pregnant. Havent seen her since 4 TheMaxofaus, Lucy, 1111111111 and 1 other reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fluzz Rebirth 10 Report post Posted April 19, 2016 xd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheMaxofaus 9 Report post Posted April 20, 2016 Can someone just ban him already? 2 Lucy and 1111111111 reacted to this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites