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Game / Job: Moderator/Owner Your age?: 16 or whatever you nigs want me to be Ingame name and steam id: In-Game Name: HazDogg Steam ID: fuck if i know i'll get it if you dogchilds accept my ass http://steamcommunity.com/id/hazd0gg/ What time do you normally play?: probably after school at like 4-6 Why should you be a mod?: I'm literally a god child. Have you boys seen my rank? I'm actually hall of fame material. Also, the whole server fuckin loves me, i walk in there and it's like being a rich dude in a shitty brothel. I don't abuse because my dad abuses me so I don't do that kinda stuff to others. I have not read the rules, however, I am 100% confident in my ability to kick fuckwits, and get bitches. After reading all that shit, are you nigs really not convinced about my material to be a grade-A moderator? Do you have a mic, if so how much do you use it? If you are applying, you need to use it frequently and be confident on the mic: Yes, I literally am the only person who fucking uses it cause i'm not as shy as most of ya'll. Confident? Jesus fucking christ i could run for president if i wanted to. Do you know the commands for mod?: I can learn them, how the fuck am I supposed to know the commands if I'm not mod yet. I know !kick and !ban and !mute and !resizemyhead. Not too sure if !virgin is a command asw. Have You been a mod on another server before?: Sure I have, I was a mod on this retarded cracked minecraft server, but my ban/death ratio was absolutely insane. I think it's gone now but it was called CrackedPVP. Yes, I am that cool. Have you read and fully understood the admin and player rules(recently updated) (Link)?: Sure I have, I read those rules to myself before bed every day. I treat it better than my girlfriend. I actually snog with phantom gamer rules. If you stop playing on Phantom-Gamers will you let us know so we can remove your rank and allow some one else your take your spot?: Additional info: I rarely cuss and everytime i walk into your server, it's like amateur hour at the fight club. I love spanking and my parents are both married. I am of an asian ethnicity and I am only into Asian chicks. Occasionally, I stick a fleshlight up my own ass and screw myself but that's a different story. I really hope you guys choose me cause if ya'll have actually read what i've written, it's pre fkn obvious I deserve mod. Cheers boys HAZDOGG